Hateration and Haternation.

It does seem like we have become a nation of haters and hatwas. I bet if someone made a brand of T-shirts called I-Got-Haters a la Hatwas and Hater they would really sell, for those of us with haters see a lot of them and like everyone to know it, including the hater. Thus we would buy a few T-shirts branded I-Got-Haters (after all, it is an ill-advised move to literally provide fodder for their gossip by wearing the same T-shirt too frequently) and a lot of Haters to mail to our haters, just in case they were too caught up hating they didn’t even realize it. Think it wouldn’t work? HATER!!!

Why I Think it Would Work (Can also read as too lazy to come up with a sub-title, and no, this aint a movie dawg)

Everyone who does not support one’s idiosyncrasies and ill-thought plans is immediately a Hater, and everyone with more than 500 followers on twirrah and 1000 likes on their fan page got Haters. The brand Hater can spread like wild fire simply through word of mouth, and even faster through strokes of keys.

Kidding aside, the above statement is true. If you have visited the facebook pages of some of the Kenyan socialite such as Vera Sidika, Lady Risper and Huddah Huddah (Can’t help it after since I heard J. Cole’s Who Dat), you know exactly what am talking about. Someone takes all their time to follow the link to the page they saw on the timeline, gets to the photos and after that posts a comment such as Malaya. WTF? What does that make you and what does it make you to their fans? Hay-eateer!!!!

So What? (Can also read as why do I care?)

As persons who are setting the trend and venturing into the unknown, there will always be those who ridicule us and try anything in their power to stop doing what you want and love. It is almost impossible to stand out and be loved; The only way to do that is to get your hands dirt helping the sick and feeding the poor like Martha Teresa, or taking rubber bullets (hopefully) and going to prison for your ideals like Wangari Maathai and Nelson Mandela. Since fame would do, be ready to be both famous and infamous, but keep true to your course and let the naysayers say their nays. Haters!!! What can else can they do anyway? (Ask Men Against Wigs and Extensions, MAWE)

I think it’s time those craving our attention learnt that we as a nation of haters aka haternation do truly detest people who waste our precious time and, more importantly, our internet bundles (Kwamboka, if your video says you twerking on Youtube, don’t be surprised if we pissed off when we see a belly dance instead). If you have nothing to offer, do not do it in our emails, shared content, timelines, walls, boards, dustbins… nowhere! If you don’t, we shall let you and the whole wide world know it, and exactly why we think you are going nowhere real fast and not only are you not all that, you are nothing at all. After all, you will only have our attention for a snap second, like the duration of a snap of a thumb and the middle finger: Hey-Twah!

Hateration and Haternation.

It does seem like we have become a nation of haters and hatwas. I bet if someone made a brand of T-shirts called I-Got-Haters a la Hatwas and Hater they would really sell, for those of us with haters see a lot of them and like everyone to know it, including the hater. Thus we would buy a few T-shirts branded I-Got-Haters (after all, it is an ill-advised move to literally provide fodder for their gossip by wearing the same T-shirt too frequently) and a lot of Haters to mail to our haters, just in case they were too caught up hating they didn’t even realize it. Think it wouldn’t work? HATER!!!

Why I Think it Would Work (Can also read as too lazy to come up with a sub-title, and no, this aint a movie dawg)

Everyone who does not support one’s idiosyncrasies and ill-thought plans is immediately a Hater, and everyone with more than 500 followers on twirrah and 1000 likes on their fan page got Haters. The brand Hater can spread like wild fire simply through word of mouth, and even faster through strokes of keys.

Kidding aside, the above statement is true. If you have visited the facebook pages of some of the Kenyan socialite such as Vera Sidika, Lady Risper and Huddah Huddah (Can’t help it after since I heard J. Cole’s Who Dat), you know exactly what am talking about. Someone takes all their time to follow the link to the page they saw on the timeline, gets to the photos and after that posts a comment such as Malaya. WTF? What does that make you and what does it make you to their fans? Hay-eateer!!!!

So What? (Can also read as why do I care?)

As persons who are setting the trend and venturing into the unknown, there will always be those who ridicule us and try anything in their power to stop doing what you want and love. It is almost impossible to stand out and be loved; The only way to do that is to get your hands dirt helping the sick and feeding the poor like Martha Teresa, or taking rubber bullets (hopefully) and going to prison for your ideals like Wangari Maathai and Nelson Mandela. Since fame would do, be ready to be both famous and infamous, but keep true to your course and let the naysayers say their nays. Haters!!! What can else can they do anyway? (Ask Men Against Wigs and Extensions, MAWE)

I think it’s time those craving our attention learnt that we as a nation of haters aka haternation do truly detest people who waste our precious time and, more importantly, our internet bundles (Kwamboka, if your video says you twerking on Youtube, don’t be surprised if we pissed off when we see a belly dance instead). If you have nothing to offer, do not do it in our emails, shared content, timelines, walls, boards, dustbins… nowhere! If you don’t, we shall let you and the whole wide world know it, and exactly why we think you are going nowhere real fast and not only are you not all that, you are nothing at all. After all, you will only have our attention for a snap second, like the duration of a snap of a thumb and the middle finger: Hey-Twah!

Hateration and Haternation.

It does seem like we have become a nation of haters and hatwas. I bet if someone made a brand of T-shirts called I-Got-Haters a la Hatwas and Hater they would really sell, for those of us with haters see a lot of them and like everyone to know it, including the hater. Thus we would buy a few T-shirts branded I-Got-Haters (after all, it is an ill-advised move to literally provide fodder for their gossip by wearing the same T-shirt too frequently) and a lot of Haters to mail to our haters, just in case they were too caught up hating they didn’t even realize it. Think it wouldn’t work? HATER!!!

Why I Think it Would Work (Can also read as too lazy to come up with a sub-title, and no, this aint a movie dawg)

Everyone who does not support one’s idiosyncrasies and ill-thought plans is immediately a Hater, and everyone with more than 500 followers and 1000 likes on their fan page got Haters. The brand Hater can spread like wild fire simply through word of mouth, and even faster through strokes of keys.

Kidding aside, the above statement is true. If you have visited the facebook pages of some of the Kenyan socialite such as Vera Sidika, Lady Risper and Huddah Huddah (Can’t help it after since I heard J. Cole’s Who Dat), you know exactly what am talking about. Someone takes all their time to follow the link to the page they saw on the timeline, gets to the photos and after that posts a comment such as Malaya. WTF? What does that make you and what does it make you to their fans? Hay-eateer!!!!

So What? (Can also read as why do I care?)

As persons who are setting the trend and venturing into the unknown, there will always be those who ridicule us and try anything in their power to stop doing what you want and love. It is almost impossible to stand out and be loved; The only way to do that is to get your hands dirt helping the sick and feeding the poor like Martha Teresa, or taking rubber bullets (hopefully) and going to prison for your ideals like Wangari Maathai and Nelson Mandela. Since fame would do, be ready to be both famous and infamous, but keep true to your course and let the naysayers say their nays. Haters!!! What can else can they do anyway? (Ask Men Against Wigs and Extensions, MAWE)

I think it’s time those craving our attention learnt that we as a nation of haters aka haternation do truly detest people who waste our precious time and, more importantly, our internet bundles (Kwamboka, if your video says you twerking on Youtube, don’t be surprised if we pissed off when we see a belly dance instead). If you have nothing to offer, do not do it in our emails, shared content, timelines, walls, boards, dustbins… nowhere! If you don’t, we shall let you and the whole wide world know it, and exactly why we think you are going nowhere real fast and not only are you not all that, you are nothing at all. After all, you will only have our attention for a snap second, like the duration of a snap of a thumb and the middle finger: Hey-Twah!