It’s GREY not GRAY. I leant the Queen’s English mate.
This the area where wrong and right merge, dark and light co-exist and nothing said can or would be held against the author in a court of law, morals, social norms, tennis or any other court implied but not limited to, any meaning perceived from the word court.
Warning: Opinions herein contained are not even necessarily the author’s own.
Recently as a result of idleness and too much fresh air, emh, I decided to put to use the rather useless but damn expensive education and get my shillings' worth and settled on the topic of business and in particular, the supply demand curve. Thus ladies and gentlemen, my presentation on The Cabee Relationship Dynamics Based on Supply and Demand. I am seriously thinking of copyrighting that.
The rule of numbers
Its a well understood fact that women outnumber men by a factor of 5, but men have not learnt the implications and more importantly, the opportunity presented by the scenario through shortsightedness and a women conspiracy to keep man in the dark. Before you label me a conpiracy fiend, do read me out. In the golden days of king David and King Solomon and to the brave souls like king Mswati still holding on, each man had at least 8 women and here is a quick rundown why
By laws of numbers, each man rightfully had 5 wives.
Due to wars, famines and plagues, each man an additional 2 wives due to young men who died with only 3 wives.
As men became richer, the generally acquired 1 young woman for each milestone, think of King David's deathbed, through raiding and the thriving nature of the captives business.
Moral of the story: Give Tiger Woods a break.
Men are becoming extinct
Men numbers are dropping and according to a study, this is due to their unconcious abortion by the mothers, since one male can carry on a species with several females(ratios again) but the idea of one female and several males would be a species wipe out cause. With the pressures of today; global warming, tribal clashes, election violence etc, there is a sharp decline in the number of men (not boys), a situation not helped by the rising use of dildos and fire breathers. This creates a situation for a man whose eyes are open to opportunity: do something the dildo can't do.
Buy flowers
Remember birthdays (Android application soon from Verity Solutions)
Break the bed.More soon. Gotta save the world.
Tuesday, December 15, 2009
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