If I Ruled The World

Listening to Nas' song, I could not help but have a vision of grandeur and wonder: what would the world be like if I ruled the world? I can tell you right from the start, most of you would not be alive. Why?

The first thing I would do is kill all stupid people. By stupid, I mean people who would rather die than think and though most usually do, it does not seem to happen fast enough to my liking. Einstein did say human stupidity was infinite, and am sure most of those alive would be dead. Maybe even me, though I wouldn't bet on it if I were you.

I would whistle to a girl and get to fuck her doggy style. I mean, so much time is wasted going around something that will eventually happen if it does happen, so it would be great is we could save time. Can you imagine how the much more the world would be a wetter, better and less harder place if you could just whistle at her then say "Sup bitch" and she replies "Am good dawg" and then you enquire "Wonna fuck doggy?" and she is like "Cool", and just like that, BANG! This would only work for me though.

Talking of whistling, whistle blowers would not have to resort to being watchmen and other whistle-toting professionals. They do serve a very useful function in a society based on and predominantly driven by lies and are forgotten to languish in the hands of lie mongers after the sensational news bite is over.

There will be an AIDS anti-virus scanner. You come close to someone with AIDS and you hear the Kaspersky virus alert in your head.

Alcohol and other drugs would be cheaper: It is simply inhumane to making suicide so expensive don't you think? Life is hard enough, now even dying got to be expensive?

All holier than thou fuckers would burn in hell. That would be ironical, poetic justice.  

In general, the world would be better: I haven't figured it out yet, but am doing what I deem my part.