VENUS VS MARS

It’s GREY not GRAY. I leant the Queen’s English mate.
This the area where wrong and right merge, dark and light co-exist and nothing said can or would be held against the author in a court of law, morals, social norms, tennis or any other court implied but not limited to, any meaning perceived from the word court.
Warning: Opinions herein contained are not even necessarily the author’s own.
The question has been asked, who is stronger, and who is greater? I, being a man, will of course say men, but looking at literature, it was Helen not Hector who caused the battle of Troy; religion clearly states that man was to be the master of all the world and creatures in it. So the real question is, are women creatures? I shall not go on in this vein for fear of alienating my fairer sex readers, but rather point out a different angle to the problem: who is stronger or greater than a man and a woman brought together by love, sex and romance? For its well known that man’s greatest motivation is his desire to please a woman, from the Stone Age hunter to the modern age executive.
We have all heard that behind every successful man there is a woman, and many are disappointed when they look over the man’s shoulder and see no one. What they do not know is the fact that almost all men who have achieved greatness are inspired one way or the other by a woman, though it might not necessary be at their moment of greatness: Obama, Shakespeare, me. The influence could be from various sources: Mothers, girlfriends, spouses or even a woman a man has his eyes on or one who ditched or tuned him down. Below are some of the most noteworthy inventions made by men and I shall provide the woman behind inspiration.
Clothing
We can all agree that clothes were primarily a western invention; the most probable cause of their discovery being the size of the Caucasian male, his African counterpart perfectly at ease and swaying with the breeze with no pants. The other reason that comes to mind was though man is a visual creature, imagination is still his most potent aphrodisiac, and with the astounding technological advancements in the agricultural sector in Mesopotamia resulting in better food security, some things were just better left to the imagination.
Telephone
This invention can be attributed to several characteristics in men:
1. The desire to have a backup plan, known in other words as a booty call.
2. Men being pathological liars needed a device to say they were held up in a meeting while they were off soothing and wooing the backup plan.
3. The desire to call up the woman at anytime and depending on how long she took to answer, determine if there was a rat that ruled when the cat left.
Motor Vehicle
This one should be pretty obvious: It was so that a man could reach his woman in the least time possible, or make a quick getaway if seeing another’s man woman. Recent improvements in this invention have resulted in the car being a place of romantic escapades. Vroom!!
Birth Control
When polygamy was not an issue, a man was content with bowing to whims of the monthly cycle simply by being on a high rotation timetable with several women. However, women decided to mess with the balance of things and the reason of ratios and numbers and demanded one man, one woman. Necessity is the mother of invention: Man came up with condoms, birth control pills and contraceptives and knowing fully well that no woman will take them simply to sate his appetite, he pulled one of the few Trojan horses we have put past women: he introduced them under the title women empowerment and choice. Sex inspires genius.
Internet
The greatest invention by man yet, and you will see why in a moment. It’s a portal to pictures, descriptions, videos and profiles of women from different backgrounds, races and sizes, some of whom we would never have known were it not for the internet (Men know their porn stars like women know their soaps slimy actors). It lets a man indulge in all his fantasies in the safety of his home. Add to that email and social sites that further enable his conniving ways while leaving no trail behind like messages and mails and you can start to see the capabilities and possibilities offered by this invention.
Viagra
I tend to believe that the pharmaceutical industry was a result of the pursuit of Viagra. No one invention best shows how sexual desire drives and inspires a man as does this drug and many others in its category.

WHAT THE FRUIT?
I recently had the opportunity to be involved in a brainstorming session come up with a great business plan, and could not believe it when my plan was shot down, unanimously I might add. For I had come up with the greatest idea of all time: R&D in coming up with canned sex. Imagine the demand for the product. Not to speak of people who will become hooked to canned sex. Why can’t people recognize a great idea when they see one?