Say what?

In what I hope will be a series of articles based on user feedback as well as how I feel when I get out of bed, I will analyze human communication and in particular what Goethe referred to as the most sublime of human experiences, conversation. By analysis, it means I will meditate as well as go off tangent, simultaneously, on the subject matter, have fun with it and there will be nothing scientific about this.

Comebacks
This is an area I personally use to judge intellect, and is it a joy to get people good at it go at it. There are some rules that will typically be followed, such as abuse counts against you and you have a time frame within which to comeback with a quip of your own. Here, plagiarism is not only frowned upon, it sneered on too. Check this out:

Two youngins on the cusp of manhood (that just sounds wrong); too old to be boys and too young to be men, you could call them bon meys (see what I did there), once provoked my friend, talking big and shoving him and asked him to step outside for a talk. One of those people who seems to thrive in a fight, he was not about to pass up a chance to whop someone, leave alone someones, and they did. Long story short, 6 punches later and the bon meys were running off and as he chased them, shouted
"Where you going, the talk aint over yet"
One replied "We kinda lost for words"
To which he replies "It will be hard to find them when you are out of breath" 

You didn't see that coming, did you?
In my defense, neither does your girlfriend/wife

I can't seem to think straight
You finally coming out of the closet?

And my all time favourite and I call it my because it is mine!!!!

I don't give a shit!
I know, we keep taking shit from you and you still full of it

More on the way.....