Hateration and Haternation.

It does seem like we have become a nation of haters and hatwas. I bet if someone made a brand of T-shirts called I-Got-Haters a la Hatwas and Hater they would really sell, for those of us with haters see a lot of them and like everyone to know it, including the hater. Thus we would buy a few T-shirts branded I-Got-Haters (after all, it is an ill-advised move to literally provide fodder for their gossip by wearing the same T-shirt too frequently) and a lot of Haters to mail to our haters, just in case they were too caught up hating they didn’t even realize it. Think it wouldn’t work? HATER!!!

Why I Think it Would Work (Can also read as too lazy to come up with a sub-title, and no, this aint a movie dawg)

Everyone who does not support one’s idiosyncrasies and ill-thought plans is immediately a Hater, and everyone with more than 500 followers and 1000 likes on their fan page got Haters. The brand Hater can spread like wild fire simply through word of mouth, and even faster through strokes of keys.

Kidding aside, the above statement is true. If you have visited the facebook pages of some of the Kenyan socialite such as Vera Sidika, Lady Risper and Huddah Huddah (Can’t help it after since I heard J. Cole’s Who Dat), you know exactly what am talking about. Someone takes all their time to follow the link to the page they saw on the timeline, gets to the photos and after that posts a comment such as Malaya. WTF? What does that make you and what does it make you to their fans? Hay-eateer!!!!

So What? (Can also read as why do I care?)

As persons who are setting the trend and venturing into the unknown, there will always be those who ridicule us and try anything in their power to stop doing what you want and love. It is almost impossible to stand out and be loved; The only way to do that is to get your hands dirt helping the sick and feeding the poor like Martha Teresa, or taking rubber bullets (hopefully) and going to prison for your ideals like Wangari Maathai and Nelson Mandela. Since fame would do, be ready to be both famous and infamous, but keep true to your course and let the naysayers say their nays. Haters!!! What can else can they do anyway? (Ask Men Against Wigs and Extensions, MAWE)

I think it’s time those craving our attention learnt that we as a nation of haters aka haternation do truly detest people who waste our precious time and, more importantly, our internet bundles (Kwamboka, if your video says you twerking on Youtube, don’t be surprised if we pissed off when we see a belly dance instead). If you have nothing to offer, do not do it in our emails, shared content, timelines, walls, boards, dustbins… nowhere! If you don’t, we shall let you and the whole wide world know it, and exactly why we think you are going nowhere real fast and not only are you not all that, you are nothing at all. After all, you will only have our attention for a snap second, like the duration of a snap of a thumb and the middle finger: Hey-Twah!

Hateration and Haternation.

It does seem like we have become a nation of haters and hatwas. I bet if someone made a brand of T-shirts called I-Got-Haters a la Hatwas and Hater they would really sell, for those of us with haters see a lot of them and like everyone to know it, including the hater. Thus we would buy a few T-shirts branded I-Got-Haters (after all, it is an ill-advised move to literally provide fodder for their gossip by wearing the same T-shirt too frequently) and a lot of Haters to mail to our haters, just in case they were too caught up hating they didn’t even realize it. Think it wouldn’t work? HATER!!!

Why I Think it Would Work (Can also read as too lazy to come up with a sub-title, and no, this aint a movie dawg)

Everyone who does not support one’s idiosyncrasies and ill-thought plans is immediately a Hater, and everyone with more than 500 followers and 1000 likes on their fan page got Haters. The brand Hater can spread like wild fire simply through word of mouth, and even faster through strokes of keys.

Kidding aside, the above statement is true. If you have visited the facebook pages of some of the Kenyan socialite such as Vera Sidika, Lady Risper and Huddah Huddah (Can’t help it after since I heard J. Cole’s Who Dat), you know exactly what am talking about. Someone takes all their time to follow the link to the page they saw on the timeline, gets to the photos and after that posts a comment such as Malaya. WTF? What does that make you and what does it make you to their fans? Hay-eateer!!!!

So What? (Can also read as why do I care?)

As persons who are setting the trend and venturing into the unknown, there will always be those who ridicule us and try anything in their power to stop doing what you want and love. It is almost impossible to stand out and be loved; The only way to do that is to get your hands dirt helping the sick and feeding the poor like Martha Teresa, or taking rubber bullets (hopefully) and going to prison for your ideals like Wangari Maathai and Nelson Mandela. Since fame would do, be ready to be both famous and infamous, but keep true to your course and let the naysayers say their nays. Haters!!! What can else can they do anyway? (Ask Men Against Wigs and Extensions, MAWE)

I think it’s time those craving our attention learnt that we as a nation of haters aka haternation do truly detest people who waste our precious time and, more importantly, our internet bundles (Kwamboka, if your video says you twerking on Youtube, don’t be surprised if we pissed off when we see a belly dance instead). If you have nothing to offer, do not do it in our emails, shared content, timelines, walls, boards, dustbins… nowhere! If you don’t, we shall let you and the whole wide world know it, and exactly why we think you are going nowhere real fast and not only are you not all that, you are nothing at all. After all, you will only have our attention for a snap second, like the duration of a snap of a thumb and the middle finger: Hey-Twah!

Hateration and Haternation.

It does seem like we have become a nation of haters and hatwas. I bet if someone made a brand of T-shirts called I-Got-Haters a la Hatwas and Hater they would really sell, for those of us with haters see a lot of them and like everyone to know it, including the hater. Thus we would buy a few T-shirts branded I-Got-Haters (after all, it is an ill-advised move to literally provide fodder for their gossip by wearing the same T-shirt too frequently) and a lot of Haters to mail to our haters, just in case they were too caught up hating they didn’t even realize it. Think it wouldn’t work? HATER!!!

Why I Think it Would Work (Can also read as too lazy to come up with a sub-title, and no, this aint a movie dawg)

Everyone who does not support one’s idiosyncrasies and ill-thought plans is immediately a Hater, and everyone with more than 500 followers and 1000 likes on their fan page got Haters. The brand Hater can spread like wild fire simply through word of mouth, and even faster through strokes of keys.

Kidding aside, the above statement is true. If you have visited the facebook pages of some of the Kenyan socialite such as Vera Sidika, Lady Risper and Huddah Huddah (Can’t help it after since I heard J. Cole’s Who Dat), you know exactly what am talking about. Someone takes all their time to follow the link to the page they saw on the timeline, gets to the photos and after that posts a comment such as Malaya. WTF? What does that make you and what does it make you to their fans? Hay-eateer!!!!

So What? (Can also read as why do I care?)

As persons who are setting the trend and venturing into the unknown, there will always be those who ridicule us and try anything in their power to stop doing what you want and love. It is almost impossible to stand out and be loved; The only way to do that is to get your hands dirt helping the sick and feeding the poor like Martha Teresa, or taking rubber bullets (hopefully) and going to prison for your ideals like Wangari Maathai and Nelson Mandela. Since fame would do, be ready to be both famous and infamous, but keep true to your course and let the naysayers say their nays. Haters!!! What can else can they do anyway? (Ask Men Against Wigs and Extensions, MAWE)

I think it’s time those craving our attention learnt that we as a nation of haters aka haternation do truly detest people who waste our precious time and, more importantly, our internet bundles (Kwamboka, if your video says you twerking on Youtube, don’t be surprised if we pissed off when we see a belly dance instead). If you have nothing to offer, do not do it in our emails, shared content, timelines, walls, boards, dustbins… nowhere! If you don’t, we shall let you and the whole wide world know it, and exactly why we think you are going nowhere real fast and not only are you not all that, you are nothing at all. After all, you will only have our attention for a snap second, like the duration of a snap of a thumb and the middle finger: Hey-Twah!

If I Ruled The World

Listening to Nas' song, I could not help but have a vision of grandeur and wonder: what would the world be like if I ruled the world? I can tell you right from the start, most of you would not be alive. Why?

The first thing I would do is kill all stupid people. By stupid, I mean people who would rather die than think and though most usually do, it does not seem to happen fast enough to my liking. Einstein did say human stupidity was infinite, and am sure most of those alive would be dead. Maybe even me, though I wouldn't bet on it if I were you.

I would whistle to a girl and get to fuck her doggy style. I mean, so much time is wasted going around something that will eventually happen if it does happen, so it would be great is we could save time. Can you imagine how the much more the world would be a wetter, better and less harder place if you could just whistle at her then say "Sup bitch" and she replies "Am good dawg" and then you enquire "Wonna fuck doggy?" and she is like "Cool", and just like that, BANG! This would only work for me though.

Talking of whistling, whistle blowers would not have to resort to being watchmen and other whistle-toting professionals. They do serve a very useful function in a society based on and predominantly driven by lies and are forgotten to languish in the hands of lie mongers after the sensational news bite is over.

There will be an AIDS anti-virus scanner. You come close to someone with AIDS and you hear the Kaspersky virus alert in your head.

Alcohol and other drugs would be cheaper: It is simply inhumane to making suicide so expensive don't you think? Life is hard enough, now even dying got to be expensive?

All holier than thou fuckers would burn in hell. That would be ironical, poetic justice.  

In general, the world would be better: I haven't figured it out yet, but am doing what I deem my part.